oxymorania.

I just made up that word. Oxymorania. Definition: a dentist who gives out cookies.

My dentist is awesome. He gives me a cookie every time I go to see him. Maybe it's so I'll visit more often. Probably. What a smart dentist.

Anyway, the dentist has never been my most favorite of places. But even if I don't like going there, I know that I'll get a cookie at the end of my appointment. I really like cookies, and these are quality Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. They aren't messing around.

The point is: cookies make me happy.

Some people might choose to dwell on the "I hate the dentist it smells gross and they put scary machines in my mouth" part of the dentist, but I like to focus on the "they are helping me to keep my teeth inside my mouth and they give me cookies" part. Because I'd rather be happy.